mensch // zeitgeist // tagedieb // nachtschwärmer // traumtänzer // kuhschubser // auerbacher // drf knd // eulenspiegel // sandlerkönig //professional napper // so schön verstrahlt // dönerspießschläfer // postmoderner dekonstruktivist // 301er // nevermind // nachtschattengewächs // hobs crk //körperklaus // hyperreal // sanguine vermillionaire // geisteskrass // bxly byte // hindd' und foundd' da ganze bua a depp // blaudrucker // dragon chaser // sapiens // voigas oida // je ne sais quoi // fighting the long defeat // i am complete in my incompleteness, but that fails to address how much i detest my apparent stupidness // trespassers w. // diagnosed with cool guy syndrome // delicate, mad or divine // who the fuck is sarah tonin // can not be killed in a way that matters // i must obey the inscrutable exhorations of my soul // i have been described as: hozier but slightly more unhinged, having the vibe that i would lick poinsonous toads in the jungle as a form of taking drugs, ein stiller bergsee mit einer fliegerbombe drin, the only person who could actually grow wings from the amount of caffeine i consume, very vertical
btw i’ve been logged off since the start of this year and will continue to be so for touching grass reasons.
if i haven’t replied to you it’s not because i don’t like you, i love ad appreciate y'all, i’m just not active on tumblr rn.
the posts are just my queue slowly emptying into my feed.
peace! :)
being younger than your fave characters and then eventually becoming older than them is such a weird feeling
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Anonymous asked:
warlock is to witch as wizard is to ___ ?
cryptotheism answered:
These aren’t really meaningful terms outside of specific sorts of historical discussions. There’s just magic and people who practice it.
*authoritative reddit guy voice* warlock is actually just a cooler wizard. Their robes are flashier, they go a bit more creative with the hat design, and they do like, ACTUAL fireball attacks. Wizards just heat up the air and push it forward with a false current. It kinda burns but it's not really that bad lol. (Source: a kid at my college is a wizard and i best his ass for trying to enchant my gf (19, F) and his spells didn't even really hurt that much lol)
*my cursed eye begins to throb* augh fuck! Run! My wizard powers are becoming warlock powers!! There's no telling...what I might do.... Aurrugugua
Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying
She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”
I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”
AFRAID OF WHAT??
She entered the Home of Phobia and wasn’t even scared
